Mechabloby's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Freezepop's JEM!]

LMAO.

May I just say that some of the facial expressions you've pulled on this video are 'Truly, truly outrageous!'. Seriously.

I don't get why people say video submissions shouldn't be allowed onto Newgrounds. They're usually hilarious and this wasn't a let down. It was truly hilarious.

I'm guessing you wanted to censor some parts on this flash, hence the badly painted hoody bit and the small bit at the credits. What were you trying to censor, if you don't mind answering?

Anyways, this was golden. I'm going to add it to my favourites list. I hope you make more gold like this - although, it doesn't always have to be a video submission. :P

10/10.

[Nineteen Hippos]

Don't be a meanie weenie by deleting this. <:c

This was brilliant. I enjoyed all three parts to this. The idea was nice to see and it wasn't a crappy birthday flash either that some people would of made in five minutes and then everyone would of fived it so it passed just because they know the user and wish him well. No, no, no. This wasn't anything like that. We fived this because the animation was good, the graphics were lovely to look at AND because we love BlueHippo. O:

There is one thing that should of had more work, though. BlueHippo, your part had some pretty low-quality voice acting. Not that your voice is crappy - it's bliss, it's just that I couldn't hardly hear it. I had to turn my speakers up to full blast.

I loved the little clips Sinitron and StagBeetle had made for this, though. It makes it more of a present to you than a present from yourself, to yourself.. Great choice in music for all three parts and yes, I got a decent chuckle out of this.

TL;DR version: I love this long time. I hope to see a sequel for your next birthday. ;)

10/10.

[TANKMEN .5]

IN B4 FRONT PAGE

Before I saw anything, I just have to say that you do need to add a bit more differentiation to your voice acting. It sounds like it's all the same character speaking.

Other than that, this was pretty fucking brilliant. The animation was smooth and the graphics were great to look at. (heh, I even got a kick out of the backgrounds) The humour started off a bit plain but in the end, I did laugh my head off quite frequently. I love how alot of your flashes seem to also have gay jokes. Ah, they still give me a great laugh.

I loved the ending. It put a smile on my face.

Not much improvements needed except for the voice acting, really. (although, your voice is awesome for the job, you still need to make it sound a bit different here and there, like) This is obviously going to get front page and all I can say for this is, 'well done'. 10/10.

[Sidorio's Newgrounds]

Ha ha, brill. I can read as fast as a horse.

Brilliant flash. Obviously the graphics weren't at all good but the humour you've added was great. Oh, it makes up for it all and the bad graphics add to the humour. This was great. It was also a great choice in song - I love that song. I faved this flash, by the way.

It's a good thing you've added a pause option and all, though. You get some right old burks who are slow at reading out there. The only improvement I'd say is maybe have the flash end when the song does but either way, I'm not bothered. I still loved this flash. It gave me some damn good laughs.

Keep making flash like this. They give me a right laugh and I'm sure they give everyone else a good laugh - well, if they have a sense of humour. Fucking great. 10/10.

Sidorio responds:

Thanks, once again. I'm try and review more of your flash, to make it even since you keep writing essays about mine.

Also, I'm making a new flash and using your Queen Tribute as the music. Thought you'd like to know.

[Nespresso Wright?]

Very underrated.

It was quite an interesting flash to watch, although I thought the woman in the black suit needed more movements in her arms and the sound quality wasn't crisp clear. (I don't think you could of changed much about that, though. Hence the subtitles)

But the animation was lovely - pretty smooth, sprite quality was great, could of had something more interesting to it but other than that, this was quite a nice animation. Highly underrated flash. In my opinion, this at least deserves a score of 2.98. Good luck on your future projects. 7/10.

Lucitech responds:

Thank you very much for the faith in my flash. =) You are right about the movements though, I should've added more different positions of her (and might even still do it). Again, thank you very much for the positive feedback and good criticism.

[simple cool cel animation]

Interesting experimentation.

As one reviewer stated, it is quite hypnotic. This would look brilliant if used for the background of a preloader. Maybe use it in a future flash? That'd be cool to see. I'm guessing this took a while to make. It's an interesting animation, in my opinion. Very calming and reminds me of the ocean.

Good work on this but there could be a bit more to it. Maybe a few hidden surprises (easter eggs?) and maybe use this piece for some parts of your future projects. Anyway, good work on this. I hope to see more interesting work from you in the future. 5/10.

[Crawling in my skin]

Eh, stale joke.

The joke was quite stale and reading the author's comments doesn't help, either. The music is part of the joke as is the .gif file but I didn't find it humorous, at all. It must be a 4chan thing or something. (I can tell you go there due to your username) Meh. I have to admit, I have seen much worse flash but this is quite bad. I've seen flashes that are just sound clips and .gif files too but they made me crack a smile. This didn't. Not one bit.

Not much to say about this, really. I do hope you've got flash talent. If so, please, just please use it. Use your skills and make a flash you can be proud of. This is nothing. I'm sure you can make much better things.

Sorry, but for now, I'll have to give you 1/10, but I'm hoping you'll submit decent flashes and nothing silly or spammy like this.

[(RADIUS)-Trailer]

It looks good.

Oh, my. I'm all hyped up now. I want to see episode one! O:

The animation from this trailer was very smooth, the artwork was nice and fun to look at and it was all on sync. From seeing this trailer, I'm guessing all of the episodes of this series you're bringing us will just be like that but not as short.

I'm just wondering, what genre is it? Will it be comedy? I think you could pull that off, if so. I mean, I got a bit of a chuckle from the guy just randomly stabbing to other person.

Well, I can't wait to see this series. I'll try to keep an eye out for it. 10/10.

[Toilet add]

I love the song you used in the credits.

Extra star for that. I also love your cool accent. Brilliant. This is a great first submission to this site. It shows alot of potential and it made me chuckle here and there. You may need to work on graphics a bit more - but they weren't bad. They were pretty damn good.

You may want to work on your voice acting. Try not to keep bringing your mouth away the microphone and try not to bring it too closely. It also could of done with a preloader.

Other than that, this was a nice flash. Please submit more to newgrounds. 7/10.

[truth about gumbyy]

Alrighty, then.

This had a lovely preloader - maybe make the site address a link to the page. That'd attract more people to join.

The introduction was interesting but obviously poorly edited - but still interesting. The main feature was nothing humorous or completely interesting - the music choice was good, though. I quite like the song. No idea where the image is from but it wasn't a horrible jpg. with horrible quality. It was quite good for image quality.

Well, nothing great but it was alright, for a spam flash. 3/10.